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Post by loserxl on Jul 20, 2012 12:15:48 GMT -5
"Snake higher den da balls snake higher den da balls", he says aloud take a doosy on the toilet. After he was done wiht his business in the bathroom he opened the window to let the stank out and went through the door war into the hall. He lived in a small apartment: one bedroom, living room, dining area, kitchen, and full bathroom. It was all nice and cozy though so he was happy with his living space. Today he is just taking a relaxing day. Planning to not do anything at all.
He went into the kitchen and swapped up some breakfast. Oatmeal and a egg `n cube steak sandwich. After breakfast he decide to go out for a stroll. He out his apartment and walked down the stairs til he got to ground floor. There weren`t that many people out and wandering about because it was still pretty early in the morning. He then skips along a big circle route like a dumbass.
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Post by loserxl on Jul 30, 2012 18:28:45 GMT -5
"Oh my Tralala", he he exclaims puting both hands on da groin stopping his jump in his step. He goes into a small ally and takes twinkle-twinkle between two garbage cans. The relief so good yet it almost hurts do to having so much to shoot out. walking back out of the ally way after finishing his business he along to continue on his stroll around the village. He went into a very casual and a bit slow of a walking motion and pace. Became aware of the loneliness in his life. Dispite the people he sees about everyday, he doesn`t really interact with anyone unless it was necessary.
He was reminded pretty quickly that he keeps himself busy with doing ninja work to keep him distracted from his own personal life. He continued to walk around, gazing the ground well ahead of him. He made it back to his apartment complex and went into his home. He took off his shoes and such beside the door and went into his bedroom. He went to the window and opened it letting fresh are and the sunshine in. He then laid on top of his bed and just stared at the ceiling as he relaxed his body. And tried to relax his mind and emotion.
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Post by gbeth721 on Aug 1, 2012 21:25:52 GMT -5
Just outside of Rarilue's room, there was a desolate space of sand, kind of a field. One side of the field there were a group of tanned skinned, brutish looking guys that could almost easily be mistaken for gorillas. The other side wasn't much different in demeanor; a row of large, white skinned, brown haired guys wearing Mist Village symbols stood in formation. A third of these guys looked like defensive linemen in a game of football, while some others were smaller, yet equally muscular.
The two groups were yelling testosterone at each other,
"I like those teeth, is that dental work?! Because I'm gonna smash it in until you cry like an old guy (censored)ing!
"You want some of me?! I'll make you scream like a 12 year old girl on her period!!!"
"Hey, when you girls are done kissing, I got some ass kicking for you!!!"
"Shut 'yer trap you whining bitch, or I'm gonna have 'ta beat the living (censored) outta you till you (censored) yourself to death!!!"
The only one not throwing any of these expletives was one of the guys in the Mist Village crowd. It looked like he was just waiting for something to begin. His most distinguishing characteristic was his black headband, with the Mist Village symbol on it.
A small, slightly skinny yet equally muscular guy walked in front of the Mist Villagers like a drill sergeant in the military. "Atten-tion!" he yelled. The Mist Villagers all stood straight up, looking forward without any emotion. "This is your last moment in this world! Today you are no longer the raging bitches that you once were! Each and every one of you is a weapon, and this is where you either fight tooth and fist or fall back to the hell you crawled out of! ARE YOU READY TO KICK SOME ASS?!"
"HELL YEAH!!!" The Mist Villagers yelled. "THEN GO FORTH, AND KICK SOME (censored)ing ASS!!!" He screamed as the whistle blew and the two groups started head-on tackling and beating the crap out of each other. A ball was knocked back and forth across the field as intense violence ensued.
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Post by loserxl on Aug 2, 2012 23:56:42 GMT -5
He sat up then went to shut his window and close the blinds. "Damn kids and there ball games, bromances, gears of war, ingrown toenails, hoola-hoops, and there hopscotch, jacks, leather pants, spiky hair, children card games-", he says then stops to lay down on his side. The emotional reaction of the emptiness has somewhat weaken him and became unmotivated. He knows well that it`s no good feeling like this. But going for so long without any manifestation of his desires leaves him as so. Sure he can boost himself with simple will but it was so tiring.
There was nothing he can do about it, all what he must is wait. He was pretty strange for someone like him to just lay around, especially since he has goals. Though, he is in a special case. What he wants he can`t get no matter how hard he works or even how much he wants it nor even cheat. He came to think that the guys outside were from the Mist village going from their symbols. He didn`t really care to go and see what`s up though. He`ll just depend on his assigned work to get his mind off of his own life.
Today however, he must rest his body for his work in the future.
OoC: Sorry, really ain`t got no muse.
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Post by gbeth721 on Aug 3, 2012 18:37:58 GMT -5
(OOC: It's all good, just post whenever you got muse or whatever you call it)
The violence outside was shocking for most people. The gorillia looking guys from the Sand Village pummeled and pummeled as the guys from the Mist Village pummeled and pummeled. It was as if they had no regard for the bones they fractured, the muscles they tore, the organs they ruptured. The sound of big, strong young adult men tackling and beating the living crap out of each other filled the air. "I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU!!!" some guy screamed as the nasty sound of two bodies slamming on the dirt echoed in Rarilue's room. "I'M GONNA BEAT YOU DOWN YOU PUNK!!!" followed by another slamming sound. "PUNT IT YOU DUMBASS!" one of the gorilla-men ran up and kicked a Mist Villager square in the face, only to be lifted and slammed violently on the ground. The man that looked at Rarilue, with the black headband, slammed a muscle-headed giant of a man to the ground like he was nothing. The intense violence dragged on even further. It really sounded like these guys wanted to kill each other.
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Post by loserxl on Aug 13, 2012 0:42:22 GMT -5
'Dingalingaling', his body was telling him go take a tinkle. he went to the bathroom to do his business and then came right back out. He decided he`ll just hang outside. He won`t really be able to sleep or even truly relax so he may need to keep himself busy somewhere. After putting on his footwear and junk he head out the front do and down the stares. He laid his back on the wall to watch the big smexeh men going at it skin to skin.
OoC: okay, welp i guess i can still do a little something something.
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Post by gbeth721 on Aug 13, 2012 20:31:19 GMT -5
Upon looking at them, they had clothing on, specifically shirts, shorts and football shoes. They were practically tearing each other apart in a brutal combat frenzy. The Mist Villager with the bandana punched the ball towards the other side of the field, another brutish looking man dove for it, but it rammed right into the side of his skull. A whistle blew and the two groups were practically pried apart. "Alright ladies, half-time!!!" a group of paramedics came and inspected the guy who got his skull smashed. "His skull is fractured, badly. And his temporal lobe is practically squashed...think he's gonna make it?"
"What do you think, wise-guy?! Put him back on the field!!!"
"Okay, but just so you know, there's a 30-70% chance he's going to come out of this with a severe case of mental retardation." The man stumbled to get up and staggered onto his side of the field. A whistle blew and the intense, violent, extremely brutal show of savage beating-on-each-other continued.
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Post by loserxl on Aug 13, 2012 23:00:26 GMT -5
OoC: Huh, I really like this, I havn`t done casual life rping in a very good while and it`s nice just having my char just chilling like it`s everyday XD
IC: He continue to watch a big group of people playing some ball game or whatever. He really likes to have something interesting to get his mind off things. He got off the wall and walked along it and turned at the corner. And entered a drink place very close by. He come out with a cup of grapefruit gokuri. He walked just a tiny bit just so he can watch whatever those guys were during as he enjoys his delicious drink.
OoC: muse so blah e.e But to show the rp on the site is active at the least.
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Post by gbeth721 on Aug 14, 2012 0:13:38 GMT -5
The violence continued and was still the same as when Rarilue left it. Then, as suddenly as the game started, it ended. One of the Mist Villagers was tackled by a guy bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger (if he existed in the Naruto world). The paramedics came and inspected. The guy was comatose. It was the Mist Village's loss. The Sand Villagers were yelling testosterone-related taunts,
"Had enough you sonzabitches?! C'mon, stand up, we'll whoop your asses again!"
"Show us what 'yer made of, you dirty (censored)suckers!!!"
"You dirty (censored)s smell worse than steaming shit!"
"You want revenge?! Get down and suck our raging boners!!!"
The smaller guy from the Mist Village paced in front of his team, before yelling at them all!
"You (censored)s have disgraced the very name of our Village! You know what that means, right?! No more private time with your girlfriend!" he took the ball and punched it so hard it burst open.
"SAKURA!!!" Nearly everyone yelled in dismay, except the one in the black bandana.
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Post by loserxl on Aug 14, 2012 18:07:50 GMT -5
OoC: LOL! so to be clear, was it a testicle that popped or the game ball? XD
IC: "Well that`s a shame", he said as he sips on his drink. He decides to walk up the stairs of his building then lean forward on the ramp. He gazes upon the fellers to see if there might be a big fight out like in major league baseball.
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Post by gbeth721 on Aug 16, 2012 16:06:08 GMT -5
(OOC: The game ball)
The guy in the black bandana stood up and walked over to Mr. I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and extended his hand. The short guy who busted the game ball yelled, "Get back into position you maggot!" The buff guy scoffed at Tsuyoi and took his hand, squeezing it as hard as he could. Tsuyoi then suddenly pulled him forward and snaked right arm around the guy's head, forcing him to bend over. Soon, the guy was in a choke-hold, Tsuyoi had his forearm against the guy's windpipe. Then, as suddenly as that happened, a fight broke out between the two teams, the small guy getting slammed between one guy who looked like a defensive lineman and a guy who looked like a bodybuilder.
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Post by loserxl on Aug 16, 2012 19:40:48 GMT -5
"Oh snap! Now he did`eeeeeeent", he yelled out almost coughing up the sip he was swallowing. Shit is just broke loose. He can`t wait to see who the victor may be. Oh the anticipation! However he doesn`t mind at all if he`s out of the hustle and just watching it from the ramp. He didn`t even care if there happens to be death upon the ground, it`s his day off. "Do a fireball", he exclaimed toward the rowdies.
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Post by gbeth721 on Aug 21, 2012 19:41:38 GMT -5
The two groups of men suddenly stopped when Rarilue said 'do a fireball'. Everything paused, and they were all staring at him. A long, awkward silence ensued. All of these men, the animosity in their eyes, the rage pumping boiling blood into their hearts, the fury they unleashed upon the intended receiver, the brutality of their sport, the savage code of honor bending them to beat the living crap out of each other----all paused. They stared at Rarilue as if he were a small bunny rabbit they wanted to roast on a spit, take out its intestines and make beef jerky out of them. Their eyes were practically glued, some people in mid-punch, some carried others in their arms, about to slam them on the ground had not Rarilue interrupted them.
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Post by loserxl on Aug 23, 2012 17:09:53 GMT -5
"I snap", he said to himself as e slowly turned around and walked away in that awkward motion. He still had his drink in his hand.
OoC: D:
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Post by gbeth721 on Sept 1, 2012 9:12:12 GMT -5
As Rarilue went inside, some of the guys began talking, "Hey, you guys ain't half that bad, wanna go get a pizza?"
"Sure, I call Canadian bacon!"
"What do you want it, Brooklyn or Philly?" a number of voices began saying "Brooklyn!" and "Philly!" until it became an argument. It wasn't long before the numbskulls began thrashing around, beating the living hell out of each other. "I WANT PHILLY!" was all one guy could say until he got kicked in the testicles and screamed like a little girl.
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